Description
As Seen on Public Access Television!
(Channel 10.5 — right after the guy who reviews lawnmowers)
Ever wanted licorice so accessible you could grab it mid–Bohemian Rhapsody head-bang? Well, now you can! Introducing the Universal Visor Mounting Kit — the totally excellent accessory that turns your Party On!™ Licorice Dispenser into a mobile candy station.
“I like what you’ve done here.”
With just a few screws, a visor, and absolutely zero adult supervision, your car transforms into a candy-fueled power machine. Road trip to Mil-ee-wok-ay? Excellent!
- Compatible with the Party On! Licorice dispenser
- Universal for any vehicle that has a visor.
- No damage to your car!
NOT approved by the DMV, NASA, or your mom
(But your inner teenager thinks it rules.)
“It will be mine. Oh yes… it will be mine.”
Warning:
Installation of a licorice dispenser in a motor vehicle is performed at your own risk. Do not operate licorice dispenser while driving. The manufacture assumes no responsibility for damage, distraction or excessive head banging that may occur while operating a motor vehicle.
Licorice and dispenser is not included!
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